Spring Cleaning Book Tag

It´s the Spring Cleaning Book Tag, y´all!

For some reason, I totally missed out on my real Spring cleaning ( * snorts * not that I´ve ever cared about Spring cleaning before ) But I will keep the virtual tradition up and alive. I´ll even ignore the fact that it´s Summer. 🙂

I was tagged by the awesome @ The WebWeavers I advise you all to head on over there and leave some love because that blog is just brilliant!


RULES

  • Please link back to Daniel @ Page to Page
  • Respond to the scenarios
  • Tag 5 people (or however many you like)

 


Let´s do this!

 

The Tag

 

  • It’s time to make your bed, but you’re going to have some friends over later and want to pick the perfect book to place on your nightstand for them all to see that you’re “reading”. Which book do you choose?

I´d pick my personal romance Bible- Thoughtless by S. C. Stephens. There hasn´t been a book that´s reached the level of intensity this story has. And it´s really on my nightstand. And it won´t leave my nightstand. 

 

 

  • Oh no! The house needs dusting, but you just can’t put that book you’re reading down! What book would you buy on audio just so you could continue the story while cleaning?

None. I really, REALLY don´t like audio books.

 

 

  • Darn it! The ceiling is leaking! Turns out Mass-Market Paperbacks are the best things to soak water up! Which popular book do you use to soak up the water?

I´m not sure about which popular book I´d pick but I´d definitely use my mom´s Little House On The Prairie paperbacks to stop that leak. She tried to force me to read those books. She also tried to shove ABBA down my throat. I couldn´t escape ABBA but I escaped Laura Ingalls.

 

 

  • Bathrooms need a good scrubbing, and your 2007 Cosmos are a little outdated and need replacing. What book do you place in the bathroom for some light reading for when people need to take care of business?

`Gut: The Inside Story of Our Body´s Most Underrated Organ` by Giulia Enders. It´s a light read about how everything is connected to our digestive system. I´ve read it. I bet many would find it enlightening while sitting on the loo.

 

 

  • Family is coming over, but you have no idea what to make for dinner! You read somewhere that tearing up the last chapter of a book whose ending you hated and sprinkling it in a casserole dish makes for the perfect meal! Which book do you choose?

Gone With The Wind. That ending never sat well with me.

 

 

  • Organization is key, right? When it comes time to organize your bookshelf, you realize you have enough room (and money) to get three new books! Which books do you buy?

This one is unfair. My amazon shopping list has at least 35 books I NEED.

 

  • Finally, some peace and quiet! But, before you can relax, you realize you forgot to send your Aunt a thank you gift for the lovely “ADULT LIFE FOR DUMMIES” book she gave you for Christmas (maybe she’s trying to tell you something?). What book do you send to her to show her how much (this is sarcasm) you appreciate her gift?

My Thank You gift for my aunt would be `Learn How To Orgasm` by Betty Dodson. Because, I too, want to tell her something. * wink wink *

 

That´s it for this Spring Cleaning session! Now to the tags…

I´m tagging….

 

Of All The Books In All The Libraries

Books, Vertigo & Tea

Woodie´s Book Addiction

Have fun, ladies! ❤

 

14 thoughts on “Spring Cleaning Book Tag

    1. Honestly? Absolutely nothing is wrong with ABBA. LMAO. I actually like a few of their songs. But thanks to my mom I know ABBA better than ABBA know themselves. How they met, when they got married, why they split up, solo projects- Honey, I AM INFORMED. HAHAHAHA. I was too young to escape mom. And at the same time, too young to escape dad, too. Thanks to him I´m just as well informed on Eric Clapton as I am with ABBA. Thank God I ran when mom started with the Little House books. It was bad enough having to watch the show with her.

      I have no idea how the orgasm book is but I´m sure it has helped a few people ( or will. who knows. ) HAHAHA. ❤

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      1. Bahahahaha I only know the songs because of the movies!

        The Little House on the Prarie show is boring. I’ve tried watching a few episodes and I can’t do it haha. Idk about the books lol. I kinda want to read one. Just one.

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    1. HAHAHA. I´m glad you liked the spring cleaning post. 🙂 Bah. I swear to God, that woman still, to this day, tries to get me to read the Little House books. She hasn´t given up on it. “There´s so much to gain from reading those books.”, she´d say. And I´m like ” The fact that I don´t have an outhouse says everything. I can´t even identify with the characters.” She´s still fit so I guess she won´t give up anytime soon. Lol.

      You´re very welcome, my dear ❤ Can´t wait to see your SC list. 🙂 ❤

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        1. Then you have a problem. LOL. Just kidding. I like to do tags too but I take extremely long to finish them. Takes me a full day to come up with answers.

          Just take your time. LOL. Do it whenever you can and if not, you´re forgiven. ❤ I completely understand. ❤

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    1. I was told the books are a tad different than the show is. I can´t say for sure because I haven´t read the books but I have watched the show. Multiple times. Plus I was also dragged to see Laura Ingalls actual home in…. Minnesota? Can´t remember. Maybe you should put the Little House books on your TBR list? 🙂

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